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Leaving On a Jet Plane
I... I...
All my bags are
packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
This
early mornin'
The taxi's waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry
So kiss me
and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet
plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go
I...
There's so many times I've let you
down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now
They don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I think
of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back
I'll wear your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile
for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't
know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time
Let
me kiss you
Close your eyes
I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the time when I don't have to say...
Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold
me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate
to go
I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go
I'm leaving
on a jet plane
leaving on a jet plane
leaving on a jet plane
leaving on a jet plane
I... leaving on a jet
plane
I... leaving on a jet plane
I... leaving on a jet plane
I... leaving on a jet plane
With Or Without You
See
the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On
a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you
With or without you
With or without you
Through
the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you
With or without you
With
or without you
I can't live
With or without you
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And
you give
And you give
And you give yourself away
My hands are tied
My body bruised, she's got me with
Nothing
to win and
Nothing left to lose
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And
you give
And you give yourself away
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without
you
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you
"Red Hooded Sweatshirt"
My mom bought you
when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's
too big for you!" the other kids would shout.
But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
and now the children say, "What
a perfect fit."
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama
ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.
I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,
it makes them feel comfy like a big
soft couch.
And I don't care if the weather's no good,
I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood.
Remember
that long bus trip when I needed a nap?,
I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap.
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.
Oh what is it about
you that makes me so jolly?,
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?
I don't knoooooooww
ohh ohh hoo hoo
hoo.
Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together
like that time I played in that shirts
and skins
basketball game and I had to take you off
and throw you in the corner of the gym.
I was midway through the game and
then I saw you looking at me.
You were staring as if to say
"Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn
woman.
" I was so mad I challenged you to a game of one on one
and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to
9,
deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose.
You let me win and that why I'll forever feel this
way.
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.
Come
on audience members, help me out here.
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama
lama ling dong
sweeeeatshirt.
I love you sooooooooooo.
Happy Valentine's Everybody!
"Too Bad About Your Girl"
Waitin'
all night not a call in sight
I got the bait but I got no bite
Wanna have some fun, wanna have someone
Who can make
me feel alright
I'm lookin at you, you're lookin' at me too
Yeah you know what I wanna do
But your girlfriend
wants the night to end
Baby, tell me somethin' new.
[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't
look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
She left
but now she's back, stickin' out her rack
She's got you runnin' down the wrong track
Can't wait to see her face when
I'm in her place
And I'm tryin' get you in the sack
[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't
look like she's much fun
It's too bad you've got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
Tell
her to leave
Soon it'll be too late
It's like New Year's Eve
'Cause I just can't wait
Too bad
(echo) You got
a date tonight!
Too bad about your girl
Yeah, it's too bad
(echo) You got a date tonight!
Too bad about your girl
Yeah!
If
you were smart, you'd send her home on BART
Before the real trouble starts
'Cause who's she gonna slap when she sees
me in your lap
And you say you had a change of heart
I gotta make you mine but we're runnin outta time
But she's
got you guarded like the Guggenheim
It's all that I can take, let's make a jailbreak
Or we'll be doin' time in Anaheim!
[Chorus]
It's
too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin'
like you're the one
[Chorus]
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's
too bad you got a date tonight
'Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
"The One"
So I
find a reason to shave my legs
Each single morning
So I count on someone on
Friday nights to take me dancing
And
then to chruch on Sundays
To plant more dreams
And someday think of kids
Or maybe just to save a little money
[Chorus:]
You're
the one I need
The way back home is always long
But if you're close to me I'm holding on
You're the one I need
My real life has just begun
Cause there's nothing like your smile made of sun
In the world full of strangers
You're the one I know
So I learned to cook
and finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle
in
When there's a ghost or a muse
That brings insomnia
To buy more thongs
And write more happy songs
It
always takes a little help from someone
[Chorus 2X]
You're the one I need
You're the one I need
With
you my real life has just begun
You're the one I need
Nothing like your smile made of sun
Nothing like
your love
Nothing like your love
Nothing like your love
"Are You Happy Now?"
Now, dont just walk away
Pretending
everythings ok
And you dont care about me
And I know theres just no use
When all your lies become your truths and
I dont care... yeah, yeah, yeah
Could you look me in the eye
And tell me that youre happy now, ohhh, ohhh
Would
you tell it to my face or have I been erased,
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
You took all there was
to take,
And left me with an empty plate
And you dont care about it, yeah.
And I am givin' up this game
Im leaving
you with all the blame cause I dont care, yeah, yeah yeah,
Could you look me in the eye?
And tell me that youre
happy now, oohh oohhh
Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased,
Are you happy now? Ohhh, ohhhh
Are you
happy now?
Are you happy now? yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you really have everything you want?
You could never give
somethin' you ain't got
You cant run away from yourself
Could you look me in the eye?
and tell me that you're
happy now, yeah, yeah
come on, tell it to my face or have i been replaced,
are you happy now? Ohhh, ohhhh
are you
happy now?
Would you look me in the eye?
Could you look me in the eye?
Ive had that all I can take
I'm not
about to break
Cause Im happy now, ohhh, ohhh
Are you happy now?
"Baby Got Back"
[Intro]
Oh, my, god.
Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know,
who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I
mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross.
Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers
can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna
pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop
staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you
got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause
you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like
a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She
gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em
to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland
booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just
can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh,
ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find
that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin'
these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas,
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby
got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay
and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If
you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby
got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha,
only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But
Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can
do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you
that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well
I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To
the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and
rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit
'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial
1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
"Bye Bye Boyfriend"
I've been
lying,
to keep you from this pain
Now your crying,
and to know that I'm to blame
And I'll miss you
But
its over now
I'm so sorry,
that it had to be this way
Please don't hate me,
but there's nothing you can
say
To change my mind
I've got to go away
The guy that I fell for
He wanted more and more
Bye
Bye Boyfriend
It's time that I'd be o-n my way
Bye Bye Boyfriend
I used to like the way you said
Baby back
it up,
Lay down and work
It was fun but it couldn't last forever
Bye Bye pretty boyfriend,
It's time to,
It's time to pack it up
Baby 'cause its over now
Let me tell you how it was when we started off
The tattoos
and the lip pierce and right sound that you used to rock
Now baby everything you do and say is messed up
Things have
changed, down is up we're outta luck
And Baby I'm sorry
That it had to be this way
Please don't hate me, but
there's nothing you can say
To Change my mind
The guy that I fell for
He wanted more and more
Bye
Bye Boyfriend
It's time that I'd be o-n my way
Bye Bye Boyfriend
I used to like the way you said
Baby back
it up,
Lay down and work
It was fun but it couldn't last forever
Bye Bye pretty boy,
It's time to pack
it up
Baby 'cause its over now
You never put the effort in to the things that really counted
A word here, and
a kiss there
Could change the way its turning out
You work so hard at all the things I never really cared about
How
hands work & fingers moving, Eyes wide Shut
And baby I'm lonely
Though your right in front of me
You controlled
me
Tha was the girl I used to be
I'm not myself
Well its over now
The guy that I fell for
He wanted
more and more
Bye Bye Boyfriend
It's time that I'd be o-n my way
Bye Bye Boyfriend
I used to like the
way you said
Baby back it up,
Lay down and work
It was fun but it couldn't last forever
Bye Bye pretty
boy,
It's time to pack it up
Baby 'cause its over now
I'm backin up,
Baby cause it's over now
Pretty
pretty pretty pretty boyfriend,
C'mon
c'mon
c'mon
c'mon
Baby back it up
Lay down and work
It was
fun but it couldnt last forever
bye bye pretty boy
Baby 'cause it's over now
Take Me Away"
I..was waiting
all my life to know you
(all about you)
And now..I'm staring in your eyes ocean blue
(all about you)
And in
our minds, it comes so easily
But theres a feeling comin over me
I want to show you,
But theres nowhere we can really
be free
Everybody's watchin'
Wouldn't it be good if we could be together
Take me away,
Take me far away
from here
I will run with you
Don't be afraid
Navigate and I will steer
Into the sun, we will run
I try...to
remember when I was just a child
(In a roo-oom)
And my...imagination used to run wild
(I never knee-ew)
Then
nothing ever as it seems to be
When a dream collides with our reality
It should be easy when two people love each other
truly
Everybody's talkin'
Wouldn't it be good if they would understand us...
Take me away,
Take me far
away from here
I will run with you
Don't be afraid (afraid)
Navigate and I will steer
Into the sun, we will run...
We,
will run.
Whoooaaa whoa whoa whoa
We, will run.
Oh yeah yeah yeaah
Wouldn't it be good if they would understand
us
Wouldn't it be good if we could be together...
TAKE ME AWAY!
Take me away, (take me away)
Take me far away
from here
I will run with you
Don't be afraid (Don't..Be..Afraid)
Navigate and I will steer
Into the sun, we will
run...
Run, whoa whoa whooaa
I will run with you wherever you go
Don't be afraid
Let's runaway and I will
steer
Into the sun, we will run.
"Breathe
No More"
[Piano Solo Opening]
I've been looking in the mirror for so long.
That I've come
to believe my soul's on the other side.
All the little pieces falling, shatter.
Shards of me,
To sharp to put back
together.
To small to matter,
But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
If I try to touch her,
And
I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.
Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirits well.
Yet
again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will
make sense when I get better.
But I know the difference,
Between myself and my reflection.
I just can't help but
to wonder,
Which of us do you love.
So I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe now...
Bleed,
I bleed,
And
I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe-
I breathe no more.
[Piano Solo Ending]
"Figured You Out"
I like
your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While
your looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I love the places that we go
And I love the people
that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose
And
now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who
you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest
And
I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white
stains on your dress
And I love the way you pass the cheque
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love
your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
And now I know who
you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It
wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for
good, and this is it)
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like
the way you still say please
While your looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I hate the
places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in
a row
I hate the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now
I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder
why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
"Lucky"
it was a monday, when my lover told me,
"never pay the reaper
with love only."
what could i say to you, except, "i love you."
and "i'd give my life for yours."
i know we
are: we are the lucky ones.
i know we are: we are the lucky ones.
i know we are: we are the lucky ones, dear.
the
first time we made love, i: i wasn't sober.
(and you told me you loved me over and over!)
how could i ever love another,
when i miss you every day:
remember the time we made love in the roses?
(and you took my picture in all sorts of
poses!)
how could i ever get over you, when i'd give my life for yours.
i know we are... we are the lucky ones.
i
know we are... we are the lucky ones.
i know we are... we are the lucky ones.
i know we are: we are the lucky ones,
dear.
my dear, It's time to say i thank god for you.
i thank god for you in each and every single way.
and,
i know... i know.. i know.. i know...
it's time to let you know. time to let you know.
time to let you know. time
to sit here and say:
i know we are... we are the lucky ones.
i know we are... we are the lucky ones.
i know
we are... we are the lucky ones.
i know we are: we are the lucky ones, dear.
we are the lucky ones, dear...
"Josie" Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
(Yeah, just because)
And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer
And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down
I show up at 3am
She's still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down
I show up at 3am
She's still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
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